Exploring the Interior of the Great White Porcelain

Shaving off 3 months worth of beard wasn't an easy decision to make, and it certainly turned out to be the wrong decision. The shocking protrusion of ginger jawline shrubbery obviously possesses mystical Samsonesque qualities, as similar to Samson before me, once shorn of hair I lost all powers of strength and immunity; succumbing with an alarming immediacy to ailments that had never previously reared their ugly (turtle)head. 72 hours post beard removal were spent intrepidly exploring, re-exploring and decorating (in assorted hues of brown) the interior of the pictured great white porcelain.

Apologies for the above verbal diarrhoea.